Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
pentha: My favorite deep thought is: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
the doctor: hey
the doctor: i just met you
the doctor: and this is crazy
the doctor: but you should leave your life behind and come with me in my bigger on the inside box and we can make out except later i'm going to marry your daughter because time is wibbly wobbly and shit also i'm going to break your heart in a million ways and i have more angst than a pre pubescent girl
the doctor: so call me maybe